Becoming a parent has been the most rewarding role in my life and I wouldn't do anything to change my life situation, nor can I imagine a life with out my kids. And as a young, modern mom, I have made a conscious effort to embrace every ounce of my coolness and inhibit the more humiliating stereotypes of becoming a parent...extreme examples include the short hair cut, ill fitting jeans, and no rhythm dancing. However, there are day to day idiosyncrasies that cause me to relinquish all control and give in to such stereotypes.
The turning point was last summer when we took a family trip to Legoland. After a few hours of road tripping from LA, the kids were restless in their car seats and hangry (hungry + angry). So as a desperate measure whilst waiting to pay for parking, I succumbed to singing and blaring Raffi's "Baby Beluga" with the windows down (no shame) while feeding a mound full of goldfish crackers to Big D while feeding Tyty a bottle from the passenger seat, sacrificing my life sans seatbelt. What was considered desperate times called for desperate measures, and it was at that moment the Hubs looked directly at me and said "we have become such parents". We couldn't help but laugh outloud at ourselves.
Since then, we have compiled a short, comical list of "You know you're a parent when...". I hope you've been there too and can get a chuckle out of most.
So here it goes.
You know you're a parent when:
1. You're lucky to make any appointment on time
2. Profane musical performances by Snoop, Dr. Dre and Eminem are no longer allowed
3. Your Facebook profile picture is of your kid, and is updated frequently with a better and cuter one
4. You can recite every word to the bedtime story "Good Night Moon"
5. You've cried over spilled breast milk
6. You find yourself swaying back and forth with or with out a child in your arms.
7. You abruptly leave any social gathering because you don't want to risk your kids falling asleep in the car and jeopardize nap time (aka mommy/daddy break time)
8. You don't recall the last time you and your husband shared a hot, home cooked meal together
9. Dora, Mickey and Barney are your besties
10. Chicken nuggets, Mac 'n Cheese and Pizza are also your besties
11. You've pleaded for a traffic light to turn green
12. You'd be a millionaire by now if you were paid a penny for every time you said "gentle"
13. Your preferred outfit choices are washable as opposed to dry clean only. Unless you are feeling risky that day
14. Waking up at 7:30am is considered sleeping in. Alternatively, you hate yourself for even drinking that much the night before when waking up at 7:30am.
15. You're with the kids and willingly approach police officers as opposed to avoiding them
I'm sure this list will grow longer as they get older.